My X bio says I’m ‘chilled, childish, and charming’. So it must be true.

I’m born and raised in north London which makes me a long-suffering Spurs fan. In another life, I'd captain Spurs to Champions League glory.

In this one,  I mess around with words.

You can find me milling around galleries, stumbling out of bars or searching for belongings I've lost at raves.

My ultimate fictional dinner party guests? Michael Scott, Fleabag, Paulie Gualtieri, Lucille Bluth, Roman Roy and Sharon Morris.

My creative partner and I are currently freelancing.

Here’s our joint book